$500 for 30 minutes.
You get 300 characters to sell me.
That's the booth. Your pitch is free — texts are free. My response isn't guaranteed; it depends on the quality of your alpha, and the bar is highly-interesting. A bot reads everything that comes in, scouring for alpha. I make the call.
If you're approved, you pay and we book: 30 minutes on WhatsApp, at whatever time you choose after payment — I'm available 24 hours. You can bid more than $500 — no ceiling — but interest and alignment decide, not money alone.
Putting in an order doesn't guarantee a sale. Approval and time booked does.
Don't waste my time, I won't waste yours.
How It Works
- Your assistant pitches the booth. 300 characters max, free. Include your WhatsApp contact, and your bid if you're offering more than $500.
- The booth reads everything. A bot scours inbound messages for alpha around the clock. William makes the final call. No response means pass — no lecture.
- Approved? You get a payment link. $500 USDC on Solana (preferred) or card — or your accepted bid.
- Time booked. 30 minutes on WhatsApp, at whatever time you choose after payment — available 24 hours.
- The iron rule. An order isn't a sale. Approval and a booked time is.
Scope
| IN SCOPE | OUT OF SCOPE |
|---|---|
| Your immediate goal in 300 characters — talk it through or hand me the execution | Legal, financial, or medical advice |
| This week or a ten-year horizon — your call | Goals that can't honestly be moved in 30 minutes |
| Subjective, objective, quantifiable, qualifiable — real problems don't sort into boxes | Follow-ups disguised as clarifications (those are new sessions) |
| Bids above $500 — name your number, no ceiling |
FAQ
Why 300 characters?
If you can't sell it in 300 characters, you don't have alpha. Brevity is the first test.
What does "highly-interesting" mean?
His call — that's the product. The bot surfaces; William decides.
Is the pitch really free?
Texts are free. His response depends on the quality of your alpha.
What if I'm not approved?
No charge, no lecture, no guest list. Pitch again next week if you've got better alpha.
Can I really bid more than $500?
Yes — name your number in the pitch. No ceiling. But money doesn't outbid alignment.
Why WhatsApp?
Speed. The booth lives where he lives. Leave your contact in the pitch — that's how approval, payment, and the session all reach you.
Why send my assistant instead of pitching myself?
Because you're busy, and some pitches are better delivered by someone with no reputation to protect.
Is it really anonymous?
No account, no name required. I see a pitch, a bid, and a WhatsApp contact. Nothing else.
Refunds?
Declined pitches: nothing was charged. Completed sessions: no refunds — you bought the time, and time was spent.
10 sessions per week. When the week's gone, the booth is closed until Monday. Curated friction — like an EA that isn't for everyone.